I would've been here sooner, but, uh, I was helping my mom knit a sweater. Any comment?
Aw, please let me insult you once for free!
Nope! Five bucks an insult!
Then I think it's very sweet you were helping your mommy knit.
Impressive.
You're just lucky I'm broke.
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