Spencer, it's been four hours. I think you need to get off the kitchen table?
Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?
Spencer, get up. [tries to move Spencer] Come on, get off the table.
[at the same time] No... I'm comfy right... [screams and falls to the floor] Ow.
You weren't supposed to fall on the floor.
Well, you know... gravity.
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