Um... so should we talk some more about my role on iCarly?
No. Off you go.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Now, if you were excited about seeing a good guest tonight, you'll have to wait a bit longer, 'cause up next, is Nathan Kress. He plays... [turns away from the camera towards the camera crew] Uh, who is he?
He plays Freddie on iCarly.
Oh, he's the boy?
Yes sir.
Thanks, thanks Christopher. Thanks for asking me to be on your show.
I didn't ask you. My associate producer asked you, then she was fired.
Ah, I see.
Apple Juice?
Uh, no, thanks.
In here Mrs. Benson.
[walks in] I'm not your mother! I'm her mother! [points at Jennette]
[giggling] That's right...
Mrs Puckett!
[still giggling] ...sorry.
Hey mom. [also giggling]
Way to blow it!
Jees! [jumping up and down while giggling]
But he took your phone? [saying it wrong]
Let's do it again!
[while walking off with Miranda and Jennette] Why do I keep doing that? Why?!
That's what we wanna know! [laughing]
Gyahh! [peering around the corner]
[to Jerry] Let's explain this to the audience so they can follow along. I used to date a girl named Stephanie, when she was in her prime.
[Nods his head with a funny look on his face.]
After I was finished with her, she and Jerry started dating.
Yeah, and she's a great girl.
Yes, I have some used snow skis I don't want anymore, perhaps you'd like to have those too?!
Hey! Look-
Now, now, let's be friendly. Apple Juice?
No.
[to the iCarly gang] Hey, you guys doing "The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl who thinks the co-
That's the one.
You got change, for a lead pipe?! [is about to whack on the table but then stops] It's a steel pipe, isn't it?
[Jennette and Miranda giggle]
So, if your mom rents a room to T-Bo, then, he's got a place to stay, your mom's got some extra money coming in everymoney bud-
[Miranda, Jennette and Nathan laugh with Jerry]
Mon.. Moneybud?
Come on Marty, let's go look for my money, in my dirty clothes. [giggles]
[Take two]
Come on Marty, [walks towards his bedroom] let's go look for my. [walks back again] Son of a-
But they ch-
Shut!
...me. [stops and starts laughing]
Her!... hey- [begins to laugh]
I hate you! I hate you so much! [while he is still laughing]
Sorry. [still laughing]
Let's really try to impress the big cheese on this take!
[Jerry trips over his stool and falls over]
[on the couch laughing at him]
Urghh.
Uh, you're doing a great job Jerry!
[whilst sitting down] I literally can't see anything in these goggles!
I like calling you Gibby.
NNoah
Hey, whatever bakes your potato.
NNoah
I'm gonna show you some photos.
[Noah's glasses fall on the floor while he's trying to get his Pear Pad out of his jacket.]
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