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Guerrero quotes from Human Target

Played by Jackie Earle Haley · 22 quotes · page 2 of 2

Guerrero

Played by Jackie Earle Haley

Human Target · 56 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Human Target: in 22 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Laverne Winston (11), Ilsa Pucci (4), Ames (4)

Scenes with Guerrero 21

Guerrero

I only get paid in cash. I've never taken a check in my entire life. Look, men in my vocation can't afford being burnt by a paper trail. Do you know what this is? It's a license to steal. It's a map for thieves. Get your account number, they find your social. They find your social, they got you.

Who are they, exactly?

Guerrero

Well, uh.. me... and men of my ilk.

Well as I've explained to your colleagues, I'm running a legitimate business here. So take your check, deposit it in a secure banking facility, report it to the Federal government, and... wait for it... pay taxes on it.

Guerrero

Taxes?

Taxes.

You know La Traviata?

Guerrero

All right, I'm not gonna lie. If I have to sit through this baroque stuff, I prefer Rossini.

S2 E9 Imbroglio
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Guerrero

Interior doors are probably alarmed, so...

Yeah, I'll get the climbing gear.

Guerrero

Seriously?

Yeah, man. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do what you gotta do

Guerrero

Look, uh, don't know how to tell you this, but you rappelling off the side of a 40-story building is... not a good idea.

Oh, so what's this now, another crack about my size?

Guerrero

Well... yeah.

So I guess you're the love expert now. What, are you waiting for me to give you an apology for doubting you?

AAngie

Yeah, our relationship may have started out a lie, but, um, it became very real.

Yeah. Normally, it's the other way around.

Guerrero

I think what Winston meant was, it's not the lack of love, but the, uh, lack of friendship that makes for an unhappy marriage.

Did you make that up?

Guerrero

Nietzsche.

Guerrero': Look at me. Look at me! What's your name?

CClaypool

Henry Claypool.

Guerrero

What day is today?

CClaypool

Tuesday.

Guerrero

Are you a paranoid, bullying douche bag?

CClaypool

Oh, yeah.

Guerrero

Good. What's the password to your private files in your office?

Well, I'm sorry that I put everyone in this position. I'm sorry I didn't...

Where are we going?

Guerrero

Back to the office to settle this.

The CIA is there! Hello, they're gonna kill us!

Guerrero

Better than a life with you.

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