A character in Human Target
Played by Mark Valley
Human Target · 56 quotes
Most-quoted character in Human Target: in 33 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Laverne Winston (12), Ilsa Pucci (5), Emma Barnes (4)
ChristopherWinston, I'm sorry for getting you into this mess. I'm sorry for whatever torture you had to endure because of me. Most of all, I'm sorry about Aunt Suzy.
Aunt Suzy? No man, not Aunt Suzy (then he shoots Winston).
You know, I thought you'd be different.
Christopher: Taller?
No.
ChristopherYounger?
No, braver.
There are a lot of smarter ways to earn a dollar.
ChristopherI'm not very bright.
You are brave. You must have a lot to be redeemed for.
ChristopherI do.
Gentlemen clientele.
ChristopherPretty safe to say.
Noting safe about that place.
ChristopherAre you worried about me?
Ok, so you want to tell me why we're taking this case?
ChanceSeven years ago I killed her husband.
Who's the dude?
You're drunk.
ChristopherYou're not wearing your glasses.
Fell into a meat grinder, new pair won't be ready until tomorrow.
You, you killed Daniel.
ChristopherThere's an assassin in this house, I can protect you.
ChristopherWhat are you going to do with your cut?
I am a simple man. Couple pairs of nice shoes, 300-foot yacht. That's all I need.
And when I asked you about rescue options, you said there weren't any.
'ChristopherWell, I meant that I couldn't think of any.
Well, what's the difference?
ChristopherIn the interim, I may have... thought of one.
Fine. Then I'll go.
Laverne : And do what,. Put a gun to Harmen's head?
What's wrong with putting a gun to his head? A lot of productive things have happened by putting a gun to someone's head.
And besides, it suddenly occurred to me that--and despite what this says about me and despite how truly distressing the thought... you might be the last friend I've got on this earth.
ChristopherI spent most of the last six years wishing you were dead. We're not friends. Not by any definition I know of.
Yeah, well, beggars can't be choosers, right?
Do I need to ask why you have a full syringe of anesthetic in your pocket?
'ChristopherWell, I brought someone with me to help find you. Someone who I was worried might try to screw me over.
And where exactly is this someone now?
ChristopherScrewing me over.
They won't know what hit 'em.
ChristopherThey won't know what hit 'em.
ChristopherLove is never having to say you're sorry.
Oh why don't you shut up?
ChristopherEven after you shoot somebody in the chest.
Yeah, our relationship may have started out a lie, but, um, it became very real.
Yeah. Normally, it's the other way around.
I think what Winston meant was, it's not the lack of love, but the, uh, lack of friendship that makes for an unhappy marriage.
ChristopherDid you make that up?
Nietzsche.
ChristopherDo you smell that?
What?
ChristopherIt smells like crap.
Nice. Very nice. You know, I'm trying to make a heartfelt apology here.
ChristopherNo, I mean, it smells like actual crap.
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