[Barney, Ted, and Robin bicker over the results of Who Wants to be a Godparent?]
Guys, guys, guys, okay alright!! Obviously, none of you knows what it means to be a parent.
[scoffs] Obviously, neither of you two know what it means to be a friend anymore.
[offended] What are you talking about?
Think about it. This is the most we've seen of you two in, five months.
You don't seem to care what's going on in our lives unless it's an eight or higher.
Well, what do you expect? We have a baby now.
Yeah, the days of closing down MacLaren's are over ... unless you want to get up with us at 5:13 in the morning to a screaming baby.
So, that's it, the end of an era, just like that?
Look, we're sorry if we don't have enough time to sit down at the bar listening to silly little dating problems. When you have a baby, it's not just the most important thing in your life, it's the only important thing. When are you guys gonna get that?
Think we get it. [leaves with Barney and Robin]
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