[Marshall asks Barney about how he has been doing and Barney is forced to think]
[in thoughts, remembering woman he just nailed] Not an eight. At best she was a six, six and a half, more like a four by the time I was done with her. Mental self-five. [to Marshall] Everything's great.
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