[Arthur Hobbs has had enough of the couples' squabbling over Barney and Quinn's pre-nups]
Enough, ENOOUGH! [couples stop] You all have someone who loves you and you're screwing it up over what, who has the most power? That's not love. Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what's really bothering you - and you know what? That's what we're gonna do. [to Marshall] You, start!
[to Lily] When you got scared about Marvin, it felt like you were saying that I'm not as good a parent as you. You're an amazing mom, and I will look up to that.
I probably have trust issues because my dad wasn't there for me, but I know that you'll always be there to catch Marvin.
[to Ted and Victoria] You, next!
Having Klaus back in our lives made me scared we're never gonna escape the past.
I only wanted to help Klaus because I feel guilty of how happy I am with you.
[to Robin and Nick] Next!
I find you so sexy, it just hurt that you don't feel the same way about me.
I get turned on watching myself do the news during sex.
Oh... That's cool. [leaves with her]
Look at that, no legal documents needed, just honesty and vulnerability. That's love! You see, I once loved someone, only I didn't say it enough. Now I wish I could say it everyday - hell, I don't care if its crazy, I'm doing it. [calls ex-wife] Hello Darlene? Put Tugboat on the line. Hey buddy! Hey it's the man! [leaves conference room]
And for a moment, all felt right with the world, but that very night, the Autumn of Breakups would claim its first victims.
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