How I Met Your Mother · Season 6, Episode 14
“Last Words” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Robin Scherbatsky (2), Ted Mosby (1), Marshall Eriksen (1), Lily Aldrin (1)
[At the Eriksen wake, a man approaches Robin.]
I, uh, I hear you're a woman who can get things.
I've been known to locate certain objects from time to time.
I need vodka and dirty playing cards.
[looks around] I gotcha. [leaves with man]
[Marshall is incensed because his father's last message to him appears to be a pocket dial.]
You guys don't get it, okay? None of you do. My dad was my hero. And he was my teacher...and he was my best friend. He always came through for me...and now he's just gone. And what am I left with? [holds up his phone with scratchy electronic sounds; looks to sky] Thanks a lot, God. Thank You! You took my father...the greatest man that I have ever known, and You whipped him off this Earth way too young! [to Lily] And he'll never get to meet our kids, Lily. But we got this voicemail. [to the sky] Thank You so much for the voicemail. It's a great comfort! 'Cause whenever I'm starting to feel lonely, or sad or, you know what, maybe a little bit cheated, at least I have the sound of his pocket to console me.
Marshall...
How is this fair? An entire human life, and it just ends for no reason, and what are we left with? [phone cracks in]
Marshall? Looks like I've been calling you for almost five minutes. How's my pocket sound? [laughs] Oh, sorry about that, buddy. Anyway, your mom and I had such a great time seeing you. I love you. [hangs up]
You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also full of drugs.
"If"? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoon full of "sugar"? Grow up.
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