[Ted is trying to narrate his story to Marshall over the phone about him dropping Zoey as a friend, however...]
JEJudy Eriksen
[listening in on another phone] Marshall, I'm going to Byerly's, you want anything?
MEMarcus Eriksen
[from yet another phone] Could you get some more Bugles, please?
JEJudy Eriksen
Of course, dear.
Marcus, hang up! Both of you, HANG UP! And we need ice cream.
[At Honey's place, Barney and Honey are ready to get it on]
HHoney
[laughs] Who's your daddy?
[shaky voice] I...don't...KNOW!!! [breaks down]
HHoney
My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed a security camera in my shower.
HHoney
Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security Number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince!
HHoney
I just had a great TV audition... behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekend.
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