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How I Met Your Mother · Season 6, Episode 15

“Oh Honey” quotes from How I Met Your Mother

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“Oh Honey” · Season 6, Episode 15

In this episode: Marshall Eriksen (2), Barney Stinson (1)

[Ted is trying to narrate his story to Marshall over the phone about him dropping Zoey as a friend, however...]

JEJudy Eriksen

[listening in on another phone] Marshall, I'm going to Byerly's, you want anything?

Mom, get off the phone!

MEMarcus Eriksen

[from yet another phone] Could you get some more Bugles, please?

JEJudy Eriksen

Of course, dear.

Marcus, hang up! Both of you, HANG UP! And we need ice cream.

[At Honey's place, Barney and Honey are ready to get it on]

Who's your daddy?

HHoney

[laughs] Who's your daddy?

[shaky voice] I...don't...KNOW!!! [breaks down]

HHoney

My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed a security camera in my shower.

Oh, honey...

HHoney

Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security Number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince!

Oh, honey...

HHoney

I just had a great TV audition... behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekend.

Oh, honey...

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