[to Ted] Two days straight?
Wow, your room must smell like a monkey cage.
“Zip, Zip, Zip” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Barney Stinson (2), Robin Scherbatsky (1), Marshall Eriksen (1), Lily Aldrin (1)
[in the laser tag arena] Don't be a hero, Scherbatsky!
See you on the other side.
BBoth
[Charging] Yaahhhhh!
[Both got shot]
Damn! ...You wanna get a soft pretzel?
Yeah.
Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is seventeen years, eleven months old.
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