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S1 E19

How I Met Your Mother · Season 1, Episode 19

Ted and Mary in “Mary the Paralegal”

Ted

Mary, I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.

MMary

No Ted, I'm a paralegal.

Ted

You're a hooker.

MMary

No, I'm a paralegal.

Ted

No, you're a hooker.

MMary

No, I'm a paralegal.

Ted

[pause] You're a paralegal.

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