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House · Season 6, Episode 16

“Black Hole” quotes from House

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“Black Hole” · Season 6, Episode 16

In this episode: Chris Taub (4), Eric Foreman (2), Thirteen (2), Gregory House (1), James Wilson (1), Robert Chase (1), Rachel (1)

We think a severe allergic reaction could be causing systemic breakdown.

AArtie

To my son's sperm?

Actually, his semen is more likely the problem... Which, I realize is not what you were reacting to...

[Texting between Taub and Rachel; then House and Rachel when he steals phone]

Whatcha doing?

groceries.

What r u wearing?

U don't want to know.

Take off your shirt.

R u nuts?

Touch yourself.

[Rachel smiles, contemplates. Back in House's office]

House! It's not funny. I got enough problems already.

Trust me, this is gonna help.

[Monitor in cog sci lab displays an image of someone swinging a bat]

What are you thinking?

AAbby

About Nick playing baseball.

Holy crap!

That's amazing.

Yeah. Now all we have to do is read her subconscious and hope that it's completely rational and went to med school.

Does anything get you excited?

JJeanine

Can I help you with something?

Yes. Uh, I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about this dining table.

JJeanine

It's made of wood, and you eat off it.

So you're paid by commission?

JJeanine

It's furniture. Find something you like, let me know, I’ll ring it up.

Thank you so much.

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