[Texting between Taub and Rachel; then House and Rachel when he steals phone]
Whatcha doing?
groceries.
What r u wearing?
U don't want to know.
Take off your shirt.
R u nuts?
Touch yourself.
[Rachel smiles, contemplates. Back in House's office]
House! It's not funny. I got enough problems already.
Trust me, this is gonna help.
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