Who thinks niceness is not a symptom? [Dr. Foreman, Dr. Kutner, Dr. Taub and Thirteen put their hands up] And who thinks that their vote counts? [Dr. House puts his hand up]
“No More Mr. Nice Guy” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Chris Taub (1), Thirteen (1), Amber (1)
Taub and Thirty-One...
Thirty-One?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that either way was good with you.
[House and Amber have brought their 'custody dispute' over Wilson to Cuddy's office.]
[to Cuddy] You are King Solomon. [points to Wilson] If you want us to cut him in half, we're cool with that.
My boyfriend's too much of a wuss to make the call for himself. [turns to Wilson] And I mean that with all the love in the world.
I'm gonna piss off one of them and they both scare me.
[reading House's performance review] A disturbingly large proportion of your comments are either racist or sexist.
That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute... would be an example of that.
[to Dr. House] You were wrong.
Why do people say that with such pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know.
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