“Don't Ever Change” · Season 4, Episode 12
In this episode: Gregory House (3), Thirteen (2), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Eric Foreman (1), Chris Taub (1), Kutner (1)
You guys know Wilson's dating Amber?
No.
Wilson and Amber?!
I knew. [Dr. House looks shocked] I asked her out. Said she just started seeing someone.
Cultures were negative for UTIs, no signs of previous trauma or STDs.
Kidney cancer.
CT was clear for tumors and kidney stones.
I thought Amber scared you guys.
She does, but she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.
So do Canadians, doesn't mean that I want to date one.
People don't change. For example, I'm going to keep repeating "People don't change."
So alcoholics that successfully go through treatment don't exist?
They're still alcoholics. If they never take a drink as long as they live, it's only because they didn't live long enough.
[Amber leaves House and Wilson at the bar while she complains to the restaurant's host about the long wait for a table]
Any minute now, she’s going to hit him in the face with your testicles.
She tends to treat... She tends to treat every event like it's the last copter out of Saigon.
She's the Anti-Wilson. A force for evil.
She has an annoying quality. Perhaps even two. If I was perfect, I would date perfect.
You like that!
It's annoying, but she's good at it.
Wait a second, this isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...[his eyes widen, long pause] Oh my God! You're sleeping with me!
The more you know someone, the more you should love them.
No one can describe themselves in ten words. Why would we wanna hear anyone else do it?
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