[House and Amber have brought their 'custody dispute' over Wilson to Cuddy's office.]
[to Cuddy] You are King Solomon. [points to Wilson] If you want us to cut him in half, we're cool with that.
My boyfriend's too much of a wuss to make the call for himself. [turns to Wilson] And I mean that with all the love in the world.
I'm gonna piss off one of them and they both scare me.
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