The next best singer should step up!
Yes, which is why I'm stepping.
You mean tripping!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have been speaking diva since I cheerfully informed my pre-school teacher that not all the little teapots are short and stout!
Careful how you toss your sticks in the air, that time you almost hit me!
I'll try harder next time!
Would any of you care to join me in the back of my tour bus?
tour bus? You drive a ford fiesta!
Spanish for party!
we were just practising for the Battle of the Bands.
Yes, i couldn't help but overhear that you suck.
You know I really think we have a shot at winning this contest!
and even if we don't, its an honour just to be entered.
That's what Joy said during Fleet Week!
Elka (eating pie) The guys at Pie+Curious... Once you go blackberry...
How's the food
Well how would I know, I don't even know how the food is here
SSally
(to Joy) So, how about you? How'd you do with the fireman?
We have a date.
SSally
I give it six months.
HDr. Hill
What are you doing Saturday night?
MMamie
I'm having dinner with a tall, handsome doctor.
HDr. Hill
(disappointed) Oh.
MMamie
It's you!
SSean
Joy didn't mention you were an actress.
But then what do you guys talk about?
You've seen him shirtless. Why would they talk?
You are amazing
AAlec
So, is this your fantasy?
It's better than a fantasy. It's real.
RLReverend Lare
You did drop a rather large bombshell.
PPhilipa
Please! I lived through the Blitz! Bombshells were dropping everywhere, people dying. Did anyone die today?
(leaning in) Not yet.
(about her mother) What? So, I'm, supposed to forgive her?
RLReverend Lare
We are pretty big on forgiveness here.
Well, can you recommend a church that's big on revenge? Because I want to go there.
You faked porned him?
I faked porned him.
Why?
I-I panicked. Emmet said men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean, I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
You set the sex bar way too high.
I know! And now he's going to expect fake porn Melanie every time; I'm going to be so busy putting on a show that I won't be able to relax and enjoy it.
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