Hot in Cleveland · Season 1
Maybe this could work to your advantage. Award voters love it when actresses are brave enough to look hideous.
I’m hideous?
Yes. Good hideous. You know, like Charlize Theron in Monster.
Oh, you’re right. The judges love it when beautiful people suffer.
I think people would know the difference between me and a coconut.
Oh. We could age the coconut.
Well, seems like he mastered the art of licking himself.
Thank God men can´t do that. It´s hard enough as it is to take them away from tv.
I´m going to make a sex tape, and you are all going to help.
I hate daylight saving time.
Me too! It´s like jet-lag without going anywhere.
That would make a great tweet.
I hate Twitter.
I went from I love to a restraining order in ten minutes… that´s a personal best.
My agent says to hold off on the sex tape. He says there might be an opening on Celebrity Rehab...? They just wanna figure out which addiction would get me the most camera time.
Elka, I can't be alone in Florida. The women are all over me. I'm like a Cheeto in a flock of seagulls.
My hot gardener went back to his ex-wife.
Those first wives'll get you every time.
Yeah. Well, I'll get over it, but... he was a good man. And God, could he fill a pair of jeans. Now, he had a butt like two scoops of ice cream.
Max too. Soft serve, but the same idea.
(excitedly) I get to stay in America!!!
That's another reason to go to Canada.
Thee?
Let's discuss it over dinner. (as she walks out) Hey, it's a date. Don't waiteth up.
May I see you in chambers, Cynthia?
It´s Judge Lesser, and no you may not. Now I need a minute to process all this,so sit your lying hideous face down.
I thought you tampered juror number eight
I tampered the heck out of him
Your former friends are next. There must be some part of you that's still rooting for them.
well I can't deny-
Kill that part of yourself!
It's against every instinct in my body to stop a girl fight that might result in torn clothes or a glimpse of side boobage.
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