Rick quotes from Hot in Cleveland

Rick

It's against every instinct in my body to stop a girl fight that might result in torn clothes or a glimpse of side boobage.

Rick

Your former friends are next. There must be some part of you that's still rooting for them.

Joy

well I can't deny-

Rick

Kill that part of yourself!

Rick

Would any of you care to join me in the back of my tour bus?

Joy

tour bus? You drive a ford fiesta!

Rick

Spanish for party!

Melanie

we were just practising for the Battle of the Bands.

Rick

Yes, i couldn't help but overhear that you suck.