Victoria, Melanie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Victoria

You faked porned him?

Melanie

I faked porned him.

Joy

Why?

Melanie

I-I panicked. Emmet said men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean, I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

Victoria

You set the sex bar way too high.

Melanie

I know! And now he's going to expect fake porn Melanie every time; I'm going to be so busy putting on a show that I won't be able to relax and enjoy it.