PPete
(to Melanie, about being jealous of his brother) I´ve been waiting for this moment forever. Second hand Pete no more.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Worst thing is Pete wants to rub me in Hanks´face.
I thought you did that on his boat.
I thought you were gonna tell everybody how you two hooked up on your boat the first night she got here.
Now we know that there are fifteen ways to say whore in Polish.
What a beautiful language.
(walks into the girls' beauty treatments) Hey Nice and Easy.
Yeah I picked this up yesterday.
That´s great dear, but I was talking about Melanie and Joy.
We are having a day of beauty, you know, fighting the good fight
Well, lay down your weapons lady, time won.
JJudge
Just get to the example Fellini.
See you losers, I got a date.
(to Joy) I think you forgot the rest of your outfit upstairs, with your dignity.
My fake fiancee dumped me so I can´t even keep a phony relationship.
OOliver
I didn´t remember the babysitter having a british accent, but then I thought hey, better, she sounds like Mary Poppins.
MGMelanie Griffith
You forgot I did all my stunts in Crazy in Alabama.
And you forgot a little Lifetime Original movie called soccer mom ninja.
There´s always adoption.
Yes, you gave one away, you take one back.
I´m poor and out of a job, it´s the best time to believe in magic.
If she were any more of a bitch, she’d have puppies.
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