Jill(indicating Randy's flashy robes): This is Randy's costume, he's playing the innkeeper.
And where are Mary and Joseph staying this year, Ceasar's Palace!?
“Yule Better Watch Out” · Season 1
In this episode: Tim Taylor (2), Jill Taylor (2), Randy Taylor (1), Brad Taylor (1), Mark Taylor (1)
JJill
Randy's no longer playing the innkeeper, because he added some lines.
Yeah. He doubled the price of the room and asked the wise men for ID!
They made me a sheep.
So Santa is alive?
JJill
Sure, you sat on his lap at the mall.
But there are a lot of malls. How could Santa be at every one?
He's really fast for a fat guy!
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