We are enlightened men, and enlightened men share in the household responsibilities, right?
What's 'enlightened'?
It means scared of Mom.
“Look Who's Not Talking” · Season 1
In this episode: Tim Taylor (4), Randy Taylor (2), Mark Taylor (2), Jill Taylor (1), Brad Taylor (1)
[about the vacuum] On the outside, it maintains that feminine allure. On the inside, I've doubled its chromosome count.
I don't have a woman.
I have a woman, Mommy.
Your Mom can't be your woman, stupid!
A lotta guys pay shrinks a lotta money to figure that out!
The first time I did Tool Time, I was really nervous. So I imagine the audience was just one guy.
JJill
The first time you did Tool Time, there was only one guy.
Yeah, but I pictured him in his underwear.
JJill
He WAS in his underwear!
He was NOT!
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