Pure power. You could saw through the refrigerator with this thing!
JJill
Wouldn't it be easier to open the door?
“Forever Jung” · Season 1
In this episode: Tim Taylor (5), Jill Taylor (3), Karen (2), Randy Taylor (1)
JJill
[Tim has come home with a piece of table glued to his head] Wha-What is this thing on your head?
It's a little piece of table.
What happened?
Old Mr. Negativity, Al, distracted me and got my head cemented to this table. It took me a saber saw to get me off of this table.
JJill
Shouldn't you go to the emergency room?
I was just there. They said I wasn't a priority.
JJill
Why? Was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head? [Jill and Karen laugh]
You notice, I'm not laughing.
Jill(trying to regain composure): It's ok, we'll be good. Randy, s-s-set the table.
OK. Dad, bend over!
[with a piece of table stuck to his head] I was trying to make a point on the show that men don't just destroy things with hammers and nails and tools.
No, they also glue.
Pure power. You could saw through the refrigerator with this thing!
JJill
Wouldn't it be easier to open the door?
Do you move to New York or Seattle?
I think a lot depends on where you'll be living.
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