JJill
I thought you said it was a technical problem!
Technically, I was the problem.
“Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble” · Season 1
In this episode: Tim Taylor (3), Jill Taylor (3)
We've talked about this long enough; I'm gonna put another sink in this room.
JJill
Oh, no no no no you're not.
It's not that big a job; it's a small job.
JJill
There is no such thing as a small job with you, Tim. First you'd start with the sink, and the next thing I'd know you'd be ripping out walls, and running a subway through here.
I'd give you free tickets!
[Tim wants to remodel the bathroom, on Tool Time.]
...Let me do this for you.
JJill
Will Al be here?
I don't see what that has to do with anything.
JJill
Will Al be here?
I want you to understand something. Al is my assistant, he assist me.
JJill
Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Probably, yes.
Jill[getting excited]: And I can have anything I want?
Anything you want!
JJill
Oh, what if I decide I just want you, right now?
Well, it'll be difficult without Al here to assist me!
[Jill falls apart laughing.]
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