JJill
What are we gonna do about the boys' table manners?
You should give them a refresher course.
JJill
Me? What about you?
[with his mouth full] Honey, I'm a man. What do I know about manners?
“Adventures in Fine Dining” · Season 1
In this episode: Tim Taylor (3), Jill Taylor (3), Randy Taylor (1), Brad Taylor (1), Mark Taylor (1)
Mom!
JJill
What?
Dad's cussing.
I'm not cussing.
He said a bad word.
It wasn't bad!
He said 'hell' and 'damn'.
I did not say 'damn'.
Now you did.
JJill
I'll be going upstairs now...
You want company?
JJill
No, just you.
[because the kids are asleep at the dinner table] Shouldn't we take the boys to bed?
JJill
Nah, leave them. It'll only take a minute, anyway...
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