In the shop, tape hangs on a hook, because it has a hole in it.
JJill
So does your head, it's not hanging on a hook.
“Mow Better Blues” · Season 1
In this episode: Jill Taylor (3), Tim Taylor (1)
JJill
[to Tim, after finding the missing wrench in the dryer] Do you want this on regular cycle or fluff?
(Finds Tim pretending to ride lawnmower like a motorcycle) So, what? Did you join Hells Gardeners?
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