JJill
[as the boys prepare to go to school] If you miss that bus, you'll be in big trouble!
Trouble already? Boys, pace yourselves, you've got all day to be evil. You don't wanna peak too soon.
“Nothing More Than Feelings” · Season 1
In this episode: Tim Taylor (3), Jill Taylor (3)
JJill
I thought if there was a problem with the car, the light would get brighter, or there would be a buzzer.
A buzzer!? It's a car, not a game show!
JJill
Are you saying the car's not working?
We now own a 350-horsepower, 4-door, BOULDER!
JJill
So I can't drive it?
Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone!
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