MKMajor Kohler
Sir. May I ask...
Yes.
MKMajor Kohler
Do you actually suspect Klink of disloyalty?
Disloyalty? No. Stupidity, yes.
“Information Please” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: General Burkhalter (2), Robert E. Hogan (1), Colonel Klink (1)
Those staff officers, they are so clever.
Klink! I am a staff officer!
I didn't mean you, sir; you're not clever. [Burkhalter glares at him.] You're clever, sir! You're clever!
Shut up, Klink.
Be careful if you run into any patrols. He speaks German like a native, which he is.
RRAF Captain
I believe I have a solution. [Puts his pistol to Schmidt's head.]
Good show, old boy.
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