Hogan's Heroes · Season 2, Episode 10
“A Tiger Hunt In Paris, Part 1” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (3), Backscheider (3)
You will consider yourself under arrest.
Champagne?
I will question you here. If your answers are not satisfactory, you will be taken to where the atmosphere is more conductible to getting at the truth.
That sounds fair.
I am not concerned with being fair. Muller, Sonntag.
[Backscheider's men begin to search the hotel room]
Are you sure you won't have some champagne?
Research done by the Third Reich shows that champagne shrivels the Achilles tendons.
Really?
The French foot soldier was only able to march seven-tenths of a mile... before collapsing.
Poor devils.
I think it has attacked your brain. You are obviously an American, yet you openly rent a large suite in the best hotel in Paris, in the middle of a war... almost inviting a call from the Gestapo!
You were very prompt. My congratulations.
[Puzzled] You wanted a call from the Gestapo?
[Hogan has convinced Backscheider he is actually Sgt. Frank Derkin, an escaped POW-turned-black market dealer; they are talking in Backscheider's office]
Look... I was able to get a good deal on some caviar. I could arrange to cut you in if you could help transport it to Paris.
Every inch of carloading is needed for the German war effort!
You were in for fifty percent.
[Surprised] I will see what I can do.
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