GMGrubby man
Wait a minute! Wait a minute, everybody! I got something to say!
We know. We know.
EEveryone
Get out of your house.
GMGrubby man
No, no, not that. I got something else to say.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[finding a jelly bean] Praise Thor the thunder god!
[Vic and Morrie catch the kids in their store of forged pennies]
Vic Hey, you punks! What do you think you're doing?!
[Kids gasp]
SSid
[screams] IT'S WHEEZIN' ED! And... AND SOME OTHER GUY!
SMs. Slovak
You're 13 years old and you're still in fourth grade!
SMs. Slovak
Torvald, what's 3×3?
TTorvald
Uh, 33?
[to Arnold] Do me a favor, Arnold, if he hits you, just lay down and stay down.
TTorvald
Look, Arnold, I got a C!
Hey, look! I'm Timberly the Pink Ranger!
Okay, Gerald, we're almost there. Now at times the things you see may confuse or even frighten you. But just remember, everyone is essentially harmless.
Arnold, relax. I've been here before. Besides, how weird can your house be?
[about Ernie] Man, he was creepy.
Ya, and he likes you.
[As Susie's throwing all her stuff into the hall] Stand by for pottery!
[practicing his spelling] Phlegm. P-H-L-E.....um......
[walks in] G-M, Phlegm! When you get to be my age, that's a word you use a lot.
EEmcee
Your word is "qualm".
[having seen everything] Qualm? She's heard that story a million times. She's got it. She's got it!
Let's see. Qualm. Q-U-A-L...
[she suddenly notices her father rooting her on]
You got it!
[shrugs] X?
[buzzer blares]
WHAT?!
EEmcee
That is incorrect. Arnold is the new champion.
[About Pigeon Man] Does he bite?
PMPigeon Man
Some people are meant to be with people, and others, like me, are just different.
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