This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it’s coming right at ya!
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I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness that you will be helpless to its powers! Moustache! Ahhhahaha! Hoohoo! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at an art school party! Ahahahahaha!!!
Uh… you do know it looks like you have the mustache from where I stand…
Ahh! Turn your head! No! Don’t look! I’m so ugly!!!!
Germany, Germany, a stranger said he would take me to a tasty dinner so I went to go get the pasta, but it turned out he only had hamburgers the whole time!
Yo Britain, I totally just caught Italy.
Please, but, but, oh.
Nicely Done. Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him.
No need, I'll tell you everything I know.
This dude is lame. Maybe we should make him work
[Crash] My bad, oopsy.
Okay, so what now.
I wrote a letter to Germany. This is what he said 'Please prepare him good food, a cute girl and a foot/soccer ball. Also, he will die if he accidentally learns French, so be careful'
They said they were sending me back because I was too much work for them!
Welcome back, Italy.
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