Germany, Germany, there was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it tuned out the pretty girl was France in disguise!
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Ohonhonhon~, guess who just captured us a little Italy.
What?!
He's such a pain, let's put him in jail or something.
Woof Woof!
Alright, I'll feed him.
AHHHH! THIS FOOD TASTES TERRIBLE! I'VE NEVER EATEN SOMETHING SO INCREDIBLY BLAND AND DISGUSTING!
It's terrible...? You think my is food bland...?
AHHH! OH THE WORST! EVEN GERMANY'S MUSHY POTATOES TASTE BETTER THEN THIS SOGGY MESS OF GOO!
You're not helping.
Welcome back, again.
Germany, Germany, I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces. And what's even worse, Britain is here!
Ugh. *High blood pressure*
Come see, I've captured Germany by using Italy as a decoy
Damn, I should have know it was a trap.
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