Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

I can’t understand a single word you’re saying! Would you please just stop eating!

My vocabulary can be intimidating.

I’ll stop eating this absurd pile of hamburgers so you can focus better. (sluuuuurp) Axis (sluuuuurp) bad guys (sluuuuurp) Allies (sluuuuurp) good guys…

Ah… and the hero is me!!

Oh, shut it!!

Hey Germany, check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn’t he sheezy?

I’m the north of the country, and he’s the southern part! Since we’ve always been governed separately, he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he’s become kind of a dick! Right? Now say hi to my friend!

Suck my balls you damn potato eater.

Oh boy, it's hug time..

Ugh, would you stop it with your hug therapy already?!

Germany

I'll never understand Catholics.

Ok, Mr. Super Studly. What’d you do to twist-a my brother’s head around so bad?

Germany

Uh… what do you want…?

Che palle! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s-a my brother’s job, and I know you’ve got some plan for him that’s sinister, and sure, your highways don’t have speed limits, but that doesn’t give you the right to criticize-a when men microbrew the best, big kraut breath!

Germany

Stop right there. You can’t blame me for what-