Ja? Go ahead, then.
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My brother and I have finally patched things up and gotten back together, but because of you it’s falling apart! He just walks around saying “Germany! Ah, Germany!” so stay away from him or there’s going to be trouble, ok?! The German people are so backwards and judgmental. Just looking at them makes me feel-a barfy.
Please don’t hurl on me. But just so you know… a quick study of ancient lineage will show you that your brother has a lot of the German blood within him.
You’re taking that back!! I am so punching your ear! Visualize that kind of pain, Fritzy!
Why is it always like this with you!?
Nnnnnnnn!! My grandma taught me the true spirit of the maple leaf, and it’s in her honor I now defend, you stupid hoser!
Your grandma sounds hot!
I found something interesting and I wanted you to be the first to see it. It’s cool. Just like you.
It’s amazing! They said you had discovered ruins, but I had no idea…!
Yeah. I didn’t either. I found this stone bench thing I can sleep on whenever I want.
Ah… is this not ancient remnants of your mother’s city?
Mhm… and you can sleep right next to me.
Zzzzz....
Behold! The guy with the crazy eyes is Zeus. He was king of the gods.
Yes, I know. Even I am familiar with this great man. His wife was extremely insane.
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