Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

France

I recognize him from his sexy hair, because it is so much like my own! But not as cool.

Are you trying to imply there might be something wrong with my hair, sir?!

France

I don’t know! That depends on if you think looking like a punk is wrong!

Hey. You.

You know, I wonder why people wear Hawaiian shirts in Cuba!

Hey! America?! The hell are YOU doing here!?

But I’m Canada!!

Austria

No we don’t.

The stupid anime writers have no idea what they are doing. Germany gets all the screen time und the jokes that get beeped! I’m awesome Prussia, not some bit player like France. That’s it. Since I’m already pissed anyway, I’ll just torment these guys instead. The great Prussia will unleash secret weapon kept hidden all this time. That’s right! A diary. One I’ve been writing in like a silly junior high girl since time began! Nobody has escaped my covert condescension. Hehe! You may have tried to bury past humiliations, but they’ll all be dug up by me!

I am awesome! Shout that I am awesome! Kneel down and cry!

You were only gone for six seconds! There’s no way!

To reward Prussia for being so awesome, I’m going to give myself… all of Burzenland!!

I would recommend that you stay far away from Hungary. That guy has some serious anger issues! Und he is a crackpot.

Hehehehehehe… I was so cute when I was younger. Oh, heck, I still am!

Look here, Germany, I’ve got something dinkish to say to you!