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SEASON 17

Hell's Kitchen · Season 17

Hell's Kitchen Season 17 quotes

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S17 E1All-Stars Arrive

Battle of the lamb. Now, Giovanni...

How you doing, Chef?

I remember being really pissed with you.

So did I.

Remember that?

Yeah, Yeah, I still have-- I still have the nickname. (shows a flashback when Giovanni ruins the special dish and talks back to Chef Ramsay)

Van, quick question, what do you have against maitre d's?

(laughing) (shows a flashback when Van is about to fight against Jean-Phillippe) Where is whistle britches at?

I've got an Italian one.

Oh yeah, Italian one.

Don't hit him.

All right, All right.

Okay?

I'm gonna be good.

This is tiger's eye. It help me get grounded. If you have any questions you want to ask, you take this, you put it in the palm of your hand, and I just ask it questions.

(interview) (confused) Her stone talks to her?

It's telling me what yes and no, and so I ask it yes and no questions.

(interview) It's a talking stone? (camera zooms to her face)

I ask--

You ask it questions?

Yeah.

You didn't ask about the salmon though.

Ohh, ohh, the shade.

S17 E2Raising the Bar

Ben and Jared... Come here!

(Interview) Oh, what's gonna happen?

Yes, Chef.

The salmon, it's ice cold. It's not even fucking -- It's just ice cold. How does that happen? It's just ice (pounds his fist to the salmon) fucking cold. WHO COOKED THAT SALMON?

I did, chef!

How thick is that salmon? Pretty thick, yeah. (while Ben points his head) So what does that tell you? COME ON!

Needs a little more time, Chef. Heard.

(looks at the salmon in the middle) Holy shit. Who cooked the salmon?

Chef, I did.

It's raw. How does that happen?

I'm not sure, Chef!

You're not sure?

I fucked up.

(interview) Oh My God, Amanda. Salmon, it is, the most ordered, piece of fish, in the world.

How long for the refire? Manda

Right now, Chef.

That skin looks buuurnt. He is not going be happy.

I'm GETTING FUCKING PISSED! (Interview) You just give me a few minutes and back up off of me, I can get this done.

Where is the salmon?

I'm working on it, Chef!

That's raw. Where's the salmon?

Burnt, Chef.

Burnt.

Skin is burnt.

Yes, the skin is burnt.

Bring it here.

Hot.

Fuck. Come here. (To Red Team) Hey.

JSJordin Sparks

Oh, no. Oh, no!

Hey. Look at where we are. All Stars? Let's get one thing right. No stars! All of you, get out! (Kicks the red team out)

Fuck!

"Big Ben? More like big liability. He clearly wasn't going to be able to keep up, so I had to let him down."

S17 E3Tower of Terror

"Ashley spent more time staring at her watch than paying attention to her station. And so, her time here on Hell's Kitchen is done."

S17 E6A Little Slice of Hell

"Medic? More like, pathetic. While Jared's cut was imaginary, now he knows what it really is like to get cut."

S17 E7Trimming Fat

"Giovanni may have age and experience, but his attention to detail in this critical challenge was a big disappointment. Arrivederci, Giovanni."

S17 E8Welcome to the Jungle

"Manda said she never heard the ticket that sunk her team. Sadly, she's not going to hear her name being called as the winner of Hell's Kitchen either."

S17 E9Catch of the Day

"Van's always had one of the loudest voices here. Tonight, not only did he lose his voice but also his dream of becoming my next head chef."

S17 E10It's All Gravy

"Barbie's performance at charity night was a disaster. So, I performed a charity act for her team by sending her home."

S17 E11Trying to Pasta Test

"In two seasons, this was Dana's first time ever being nominated. Unfortunately for her, it was also her last."

S17 E13Stars Heating Up Hell

"I've always admired Robyn's no-nonsense attitude, but tonight she had the wrong attitude and served up a lot of nonsense."

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