Grape jokes. So many grape jokes.
(to Tommy) Are you serious right now bro? Natalie is going to fucking snap if you tell one grape joke.
(interview; with a deep funny voice) Hey Guys This Is Grape! Hello! [laughs then groans in frustration]
If you hold on a second, uh.. you know I think my brain will work if I have "grape" expectations.
I'm so tired.
(interview) Please say one more damn grape joke. Please do it. Because, I'm going to fucking choke you-
Natalie, I feel like after my jokes, I've lost all ap-peel to you.
(interview; softly) Oh my god! [Natalie has enough] I am tired of these stupid fucking grapes. [throws the grapes away]
Calm down, Natalie.
You know why? because I'm not peeling anymore grapes, this is as stupid as shit, and I'm not doing it....... [throws the grapes on the ground, and jumps on them like she is throwing a tantrum] I'M NOT PEELING THEM ANYMORE! NO MORE! NO MORE FUCKING GRAPES! I'M NOT PEELING ANYMORE GRAPES EVER AGAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! THIS IS STUPID!
(interview) [says nothing]
Do you feel better?
(calmed) I feel better.
Oh, that was grape.
[throwing grapes at Tommy] Tommy I'm.... I'm going to kill you.
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