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Hell's Kitchen · Season 7, Episode 2

“Episode Two” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“Episode Two” · Season 7, Episode 2

In this episode: Gordon (6), Siobhan (2), Jason Ellis (2), Autumn (2), Narrator (1), Nilka (1), Benjamin (1), Fran (1)

[During the eggs four way challenge. Siobhan who was to have cooked all four eggs by herself is next.]

Siobhan by herself. Soft boiled egg, how long did you boil it for?

Um I....I just cook them every day chef so I have a very good grasp of how long they are cooked for.

Just answer me the question. How long did you cook it for?

My teammates helped me, chef.

Your teammates helped you?

Yes chef.

I asked you to work on your own. Because I put you out, singled you out thinking that you could cook fucking eggs four ways.

I could and I wanted to.

You were working by yourself. So if you wanted to, why didn't you?

Because there was pressure from my team.

Are you serious?

Not from my team, from Autumn.

Oh, Christ almighty.

I just said, "Let me give you a hand." I can help you make one of the eggs.

Which one of these four eggs did you do?

I did the poached egg, chef.

So you only poached one egg in five minutes?

I did two poached eggs.

One simple instruction, how can I make it any more fucking clearer than that?!

I should've pushed her out of the way and I'm so mad at myself that I didn't. [starts crying] I'm so mad. (interview) I should have not listened to my teammates that were forcing me to do something that I should've known it was wrong to do. And I'm just so mad at myself.

Listen please! You do as I say! Holy Moses!

Siobhan failed to follow his instructions and did not work on her own.

Is that what you're capable of doing?

No, I'm so mad that I didn't step up and push her out of the way.

(interview) Siobhan got flustered and pointed fingers at me. She doesn't have a lot of backbone and under the pressure, she just doesn't know when to shut her mouth.

So you're only going to get credited for the ones you did yourself. So you did the poached egg yes? [tastes] That's delicious, one point.

Thank you, chef.

Fuck off, yes?

Next pair, Fran and Autumn. Let's go. Soft boiled egg, [slices off the top] Hold on a minute. Who cooked this?

I did, chef.

[tastes] Delicious.

Thank you, chef.

[to Fran] Which one did you cook?

Scrambled, chef.

[cuts into scrambled egg, which turns out to be overcooked] Well that's chopped omelet. Ooh. Sunny side up. [tastes] Not an ounce of salt anywhere. Fucking lazy cooking. [checks the poached egg which is stuck to the plate] Who poached this egg?

I poached that egg, chef.

Oh, Jesus! One point. Fuck off, will you, yeah? Sorry, plain fucking English.

Salvatore! [pause] That's the wellington cooked perfectly.

Thank you, chef.

Where is the fucking chicken?

(to Jason) The chicken?

[slices chicken breast and sees that it's raw] Fuck! Should be ready. Damn!

Hold it, you got to get that chicken to the window!

I got it.

(interview) He's always, "I got it. I got it. I got it." You ain't got shit out.

Where's the fucking chicken? Jason, can you talk to me please?

Yes, chef!

Where's the fucking CHICKEN?

Two minutes, chef.

[throws a spoon] Oh fuck off. [sees what Jason is doing] Is that - oh, fuck off! I'm not cooking like that.

(interview) He was rushing his chicken. The chicken wasn't even ready. Jason's not taking care of business. He totally fucked us.

Come here you. So the fucking chicken's raw, yeah, and you're frying it like a fucking first class - look at that. That's your best?

No, chef! (interview) Yes, chef, I fucked the chicken up! He got in my face. I took it like a man. Started over with a brand new chicken.

Fine dining?

No, chef!

A fine fucking MESS! [kicks the bin]

(interview) Andrew? I don't know what happened to that cat. Chef Ramsay hit his ass with some fairy dust and made his ass disappear.

The person leaving Hell's Kitchen, all for the right reasons... Mikey. Get your fucking arse up here. [Mikey walks up to Ramsay] You backed your team up. But not just one service, two shit services...

[Flashback of Mikey's two miserable dinner services]

...and I can't work with that.

Yes, chef.

Take your jacket off. [Mikey gives his jacket to Chef Ramsay and leaves]

(interview) Chef Ramsay really didn't like my performance. I know I did crappy, but I still got my tattoo of Hell's Kitchen, and I wear it with pride. I don't regret a thing coming here, and I accept my fate.

Mikey was all about appearances. Unfortunately for him, it didn't appear he could cook.

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