Gordon, Autumn and others in “Episode Two”

Next pair, Fran and Autumn. Let's go. Soft boiled egg, [slices off the top] Hold on a minute. Who cooked this?

I did, chef.

[tastes] Delicious.

Thank you, chef.

[to Fran] Which one did you cook?

Scrambled, chef.

[cuts into scrambled egg, which turns out to be overcooked] Well that's chopped omelet. Ooh. Sunny side up. [tastes] Not an ounce of salt anywhere. Fucking lazy cooking. [checks the poached egg which is stuck to the plate] Who poached this egg?

I poached that egg, chef.

Oh, Jesus! One point. Fuck off, will you, yeah? Sorry, plain fucking English.