“Episode Two” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

[interview] You can't have the meat standing there, or the fish sat there, waiting for the vegetables. Why should everything else suffer?

You're waiting on a wellington and one bass yes? Well I'm deeply, deeply, deeply sorry but right now we're about seven tables behind.

That doesn't do much for me.

Yeah, right, can I just say, you do fuck all for me either.

Sorry?

You do nothing for me either.

I just don't understand why it's so difficult to serve some people their food.

Are you that arrogant, you haven't got a clue of what's going on behind me?

It seems like you have a lot of amateur sous-chefs.

Right. Finally your head's coming outside your arsehole. Now sit down, you fucking dick. What an arsehole.

Nothing upsets Chef Ramsay more than when customers come to the kitchen.

Away now, two cod, two wellington. [gets no response from Dewberry] Away now, two cod, two wellington.

Yes, chef.

How long?

12 minutes.

12 minutes? Show me your wellington's rested.

I have no idea.

What?!

I have no idea, I am so confused.

Oh my God. You don't care anymore do you?

At this point, no I don't.

You're not interested anymore?

No.

No, you can't cut it?

No I can't.

You're useless, you know that?

I am. Goodbye! [starts to leave]

Goodbye. That's it? [The red team calls for Dewberry to come back]

[interview] When I got ready to leave and I saw the look on Elsie's face, I knew I couldn't walk out.

[coming back] Sorry chef. I'm confused. I don't know what I'm doing.

Thank you for coming back. You never - hello? - desert your section again! You understand?

Yes, chef.

You stand there like a man and you face it!

Yes, chef.

Because I'm standing in front of customers taking shit because of you!

Yes, chef.

Get on your section and get those wellingtons out.

Yes, chef.

[interview] He was trying to get me to understand what the shortcomings were, and about staying with the team, and he was trying to get me to be - I guess - better than I am evidently. [sheds a tear]

He hasn't cooked anything because he's standing there. Now he wants to run back to his mummy.

After pizza was delivered and his maître d' was assaulted, Chef Ramsay has seen enough.

Red team, shut the place down and clean down, yeah?

Yes, chef.

[crosses over to the blue kitchen] Last table, shut it down. Everything off, yes? Stoves off, turn it off.

Red team, three quarters of your diners really enjoyed the appetizers but nearly half your diners didn't receive their main course. In fact - and this is a real first for me - one of your tables was so frustrated, they phoned for a fucking pizza. And guess what? They ate it - and the main course still hadn't come out! That is one not to forget.

Dewberry, you're going tonight for one very simple reason: you're a coward. And you turned your back on your team after you screwed them.