Dr. Shaw quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Kamekona

You know what your problem is, brah? You're the hoarder.

Jerry

Yeah, a hoarder of truth.

Jerry, compulsive hoarding is a symptom of OCD. Have you ever been diagnosed?

Jerry

Oh, yeah, Dr. Shaw? Hanging out with dead people all day could be considered borderline necrophilia. Have you ever been diagnosed?

Dr. Shaw

Denial is another symptom.

Max

And may I ask what Cupid has in store for you?

I have a date with my Kindle and a nice bottle of Cab.

Max

Ah, how wonderfully pathetic.

Dr. Shaw

What's pathetic is a made-up commercial holiday dedicated to the patron saint of not only love, but of epilepsy, fainting and the plague.

Max

Well, romantics, such as myself, view Valentine's Day as a perfect opportunity to express our true feelings for the one we love.

Dr. Shaw

Saint Valentine was brutally murdered by a Roman emperor.

Danny

I've heard of stories of people getting stuck in elevators for days-- days.

Dr. Shaw

I really don't think that's gonna happen.

Danny

My cell phone doesn't work, your cell phone doesn't work, the alarm doesn't work. Okay? No one's coming to look at office space because this guy, the office manager, is dead. We have got to be proactive.

Dr. Shaw

Or we can conserve energy.

Danny

We got no food, we got no water. Oxygen level in here is getting very low.

Dr. Shaw

There's plenty of oxygen.

Dr. Shaw

Listen to me. Everything is gonna be okay.

Danny

Yeah?

Dr. Shaw

Okay, right now, neurotransmitters in your brain have sent the wrong signal Uh-huh? activating your sympathetic nervous system. You just need to ride this out until your parasympathetic nervous system can restore your body to a normal state. That's good.

Danny

Can you do me a favor and speak English, please? Okay.

Dr. Shaw

Your body is lying to you. It's telling you you're in danger, but you're not.

Danny

You're not. So it's like a glitch.

Dr. Shaw

Exactly! It's a glitch.

Danny

Uh-huh.

Dr. Shaw

That's all. Just a glitch. There's no danger.

Danny

No danger.

Dr. Shaw

There's no there's no threat, okay? You're completely safe.

Danny

Absolutely.

Dr. Shaw

Now just breathe. Just relax. Breathe. There you go. You got it.

Danny

Thank you.

Dr. Shaw

You're welcome.