Max, Dr. Mindy Shaw and others in “Unfinished Business”

Max

And may I ask what Cupid has in store for you?

I have a date with my Kindle and a nice bottle of Cab.

Max

Ah, how wonderfully pathetic.

Dr. Shaw

What's pathetic is a made-up commercial holiday dedicated to the patron saint of not only love, but of epilepsy, fainting and the plague.

Max

Well, romantics, such as myself, view Valentine's Day as a perfect opportunity to express our true feelings for the one we love.

Dr. Shaw

Saint Valentine was brutally murdered by a Roman emperor.