OK, let's do this. What's my gay category?
OK, you're a twink, but I've seen you eat so you're a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Penny, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag.
But I used to be a beard so I take that as a win.
I thought I was a hag.
No, you're a top, plain and simple.
Damn right I am.
Oh, I know what I am. I'm a scruffy power bottom because I have a goatee and I do lots of glute exercises.
Your reasoning is wrong but your conclusion is correct.
Do me, do me.
Oh, would that I could. Would that I freaking could.
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