I don't expect you to know that because you are from Lilly-tiny-brainia!
Well, at least MY country doesn't sound like a cure for diarrhea!!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Everyone is slapping each other with fish.]
CMr. Corelli
Guys, I was going to return those!
Dad, next time you host a PTA meeting do it out in the hot tub so I can see Lilly's mom in ... [sees Lilly's Mom] ... the kitchen. Hi Ms. T. [to Robby] Warn a guy!
CMr. Corelli
People of Earth. People of Earth. People of Earth. Don't be alarmed. It's Mr. Corelli! Just want to give you guys a gentle reminder that International Relations Week starts on Monday, so be prepared!
CSMr. Corelli's Mom
[offscreen] Francis, do you want one fish stick or two!?
CMr. Corelli
[to offscreen mother] Not now, Mom! I'm on the computer! [to screen] Mr. Corelli over and out! [back to his mother] Four and don't hog the tartar sauce!
This explains so much.
Not just sand. This is Costa Rrrrrrrican sand. Finest in the world. Feel it, smell it, unload it.
Yee, doggies! It feels great to be puffy again!
Yeah, yeah. You're a regular Puff Daddy!
LSLilly's Mom
[listing Robby's interests] Car racing, Lynard Skynyrd, and those Japanese game shows where people fall off logs.
Lily, Tell your mom to wear the dress she wore to my parent's Christmas Party. She looked so ho...lidayish. Holidayish. Very festive.
DDolly
Now Ruthie. If you're going to be mean, talk to the booty cause the hand's off duty!
RRuthie
Well I would love to, but that booty has been nipped and tucked so many times I just can't hardly find it!
(note: in reference to Dolly Parton's 'Nip, tuck and suck' comment.)
So this whole feud started over a boy?
Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.
NO!
YES!
NO!
YES!
NO!
(laying on the couch) YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!
Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)
What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)
Your family is better than cable!
(banging on the counter) Stupid, stupid, stupid!
No, you're not stupid. You just can't act.
Face it Rico, we need a better Rico. (they both look at the kids who come to audition for the part)
KKids
(altogether) Hey oh hey oh!
Jackson! I leave the room for two minutes and you turn on wrestling. Flip back to the award show.
...This is the award show.
[to the crowd] Thank you, thank you. [to Robby] Where are we?
Albuquerque.
[to the crowd] Albuquerque. My favorite city in my favorite state...
[sneaking up on Miley] Guam.
[to the crowd] Guam!
CCrowd
Huh?
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