Okay everyone.
Prepare to be jealous.
'Cause we look...
ALAmber, Lilly, and Ashley
[in unison] Fabulous! Oooh, tssss.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Where'd she get that sweater from? From Ugly-R-Us?
More like Ugly-R-Her!
ALAmber, Lilly and Ashley
[in unison] Time to hyderate. Oooh, tssss.
Of course I can, the blonde's coming out of the wig. YOU'RE HANNAH MONTANA [grabs the wig]. Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt!
(at the end of Oliver and Rico's rap at the episode's conclusion, seen wearing a Flavor Flav viking helmet and watch pendant) Peace out! (vanishes)
Does everybody know you have a birthmark shaped like a poodle on your butt?
[gasps] How did you know that?
Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?
Oh my gosh!
Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.
Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I can't believe I just said that out loud!
It is so great to finally meet you, I really am a huge fan!
Yeah, I hate you.
Thanks, I feel the exact same... What?
Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits make me want to puke on them, but it looks like someone already did.
Okay, I don't know what your problem is but...
My problem is that I'm ten times better than you, and you're gonna find that out in Florida. Miss Hannah, I'm taking all your fannahs.
Well, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead! The only thing you're gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This [does a head motion] is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!
Well, you know where I'm gonna go?
Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.
I can not wait to get to that concert to show to that two-faced tone-deaf toad who is the boss.
Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. Mikayla always looks incredible [Miley gives her a look] ...For a two-faced tone-deaf toad!
Ooh what about the thing you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?
No, that's too....
Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...
I know. And I hate those.
Who doesn't?
What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?
Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!
Me too!
Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?
No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it.
Your Dad is...
I know!
(singing) Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, oh baby, if Cupid had a heart he would make you fall, you'd fall in love with me and you would turn me on. If Cupid had a heart he would end my love. If cupid had a heart, he would shoot an throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go. If Cupid had a heart you'd be mine I know I need you to see, I need you and me.
I'm the dad and I'm not leting you go...
Why are you treating me like such a baby?
Because your acting like one .
But dad...
No Miley ! ...Not another word .
Fine! How about three.... I hate you !
Miley! MILEY RAY !!!!!!!
I'm gonna remember that, Dakota. [falls over]
[doing crossword puzzle] Five-letter word, sixth president of the United States.
[making a face] UGHHH!
That would work if his name was John Quincy Ughhh.
Dad! I need to record now. What is taking so long? Hannah is in the zone!
So what time's that big shoe sale you're meeting Lilly at?
Three-thirty, and you know all the sixes go first.
No, honey, I'm proud to say I don't know that.
Now what you need to do is just relax. Now whoevere's in there is just runnin' a little late They'll be done in a minute.
They'll be done sooner than a minute!
Okay, who do you think you are?
Sweet Momma, it's the Jonas Brothers! [turns to Robby who came in behind her] Daddy, I told you someone was in here. [turns to the boys] I am so sorry guys, he gets so impatient.
[sarcastically] Sorry fellas, I got a big shoe sale to get to.
NJNick Jonas
Dudes, it's Hannah Montana!
[All of the Jonas brothers try to get out of the door at the same time, and finally do.]
KJKevin Jonas
We're such big fans!
JJJoe Jonas
We love your music!
You're pretty!
[Kevin slaps him on the back of his head.]
Pretty good with the singing, and dancing that you do. [Hannah gives him a flirtatious smile.] Wow, you're pretty!
Nice save.
I'm Kevin.
The cute romantic one! [shakes his hand]And you're Joe, the cute funny one! [shakes his hand] You're Nick, the cute sensitive one! [shakes his hand while he stares at her]
And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one!
You're Robby Ray! He writes all the songs!
I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genious!
I like the cute romantic one.
I love how it starts all soft and then, BAM! [singing] Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days!
JBJonas Brothers
[singing] Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout'. Everybody gets that way!
I was wrong, I like 'em all!
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