Claudia (to Lily): Friends don't let friends drive naked!
Sean (to Lily): You just sexually harassed a waiter with your mom! How cool is that?
Eddie, where the hell did you get 150 dollars cash?
I don't ask you where you get your money.
I got a job.
I didn't ask.
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