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Richard Webber quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Played by James Pickens Jr. · 88 quotes · page 3 of 6

Richard Webber

Played by James Pickens Jr.

Grey's Anatomy · 1,393 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Grey's Anatomy: in 88 of its 1,393 quotes
Most scenes with: Meredith Grey (20), Miranda Bailey (17), Derek Shepherd (16)

Scenes with Richard Webber 67

[Derek walks into the elevator and notices that Richard dyed his hair]

What's different?

Webber

Nothing.

Leave him be.

What happened to your hair?

Webber

Nothing.

Mm-hmm.

[The elevator opens and Mark and Burke enter and keep staring at Richard's hair.]

[whispers to Addison] See. Look. Watch.

What happened to your hair?

Ahem. Leave him be.

He dyed it.

But why? [Addison smacks him with a magazine] Ow!

[hisses at Derek] Leave him be.

[whispers] What are you doing?!

What?

[looks back at Richard] OK, but why?

Richard

Men who have gray hair are noticed less than men who don't.

By who?

Richard

Well...

By the ladies?

[Mark and Derek start laughing until Richard glares at them]

It looks good, chief.

Very natural.

Ladies will love it.

[to the guys] He is alone. All alone. Do any of you even know what that's like? [looks at Burke] Lives with Cristina. [looks at Derek] Dates the perfect twelve-year-old. [looks at Mark] Man whore! His wife left him after 25 years of marriage. So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies. Leave him be.

Webber

What's the news?

Shepherd and Grey are on the rocks, Burke and Yang got engaged... you need highlights, in your hair, that's why it looks so odd. I'm gonna go save lives.

Webber

So, how you feeling, Preston? You ready?

I'm always ready for surgery.

I think he's talking about the wedding.

Webber

Yeah, tomorrow's a big day.

And apart from the fact that Cristina hasn't written her vows, my best man just cancelled, and it's still raining.

He's not ready.

Webber

You're never ready. I certainly wasn't. And then, the minute I saw Adele coming down that aisle... Well. Have you picked your best man?

Actually, Chief...

You can't be his best man!

Webber

Why not?

It's unethical; it's a conflict of interest. The man wants to be Chief of Surgery.

Actually, Derek...

Not that that's why you're asking...

I was going to ask you.

Ask me what? [pauses] Oh! Really?

We have been through a lot this year.

And everybody else turned you down. Alright, what do I have to do?

Webber

Well, traditionally, the best man plans the bachelor party.

Drinks at Joe's after work.

I knew you were the man for the job.

[about a dying paramedic's wife] I've never met her before, and yet I'm the person who handed her the worst day of her life. In her story that's who I am. That's who I'll always be.

Webber

That's the job.

That's the job, I know.

Webber

Look at me. This day, this day you feel helpless, this day makes all those other days when you fight to save a life and lose, this day makes you grateful that you have a chance to do anything at all. Take it in.

I just wanted to drop off the form myself... answer any questions you might have.

Webber

There are listed interns on this form.

Mm-hmm, I require the energy of youth. Dr. Shepherd was just a moment of weakness, for both of us.

Webber

Dr. Sloan?

Oh that was many moments, in on-call rooms, very hot.

Mm. Steamy.

Webber

Surprised you haven't listed me.

You're not my type.

Webber

Alright, Dr. Bailey I get the joke.

See this is a joke to you. I am a single woman. I've been a single woman for some time now, but the very idea that I could have a sexual encounter [She glares at the Board Member across the table], a consensual sexual encounter is a joke to you!

Webber

Dr. Bailey I...

So much so that you would single me out of this entire hospital as the one person who couldn't interest a member of the opposite sex, it's, it's just...

Harassment.

Webber

A..Adele!

[Bailey slaps the Chief's shoulder hard]

Just shame on you sir! Just shame on you! [She storms out]

[Adele secretly smirks]

I tried to change, turn over a new leaf. But the leaf isn't turning.

Webber

You weren't ready to change. And that's okay. Adele wanted me to change, to retire. Well, I'm still the chief and this weekend, I'm moving back home.

Does Adele know that?

Webber

Oh, she'll be fine. She was wrong. I was right. And now we're––

Doing it like bunnies. [mutters to himself] I can't change. I can't change. I can't change.

Webber

Be who you are. I am who I am. A man.

A man. [Derek shakes his head in amusement] I have a way about me. A man who is who he is. I have a right to be that man.

[shakes his head] Tsk. I'm not gonna say anything. No judgement. [looks at Mark] The man you are: you slept with my wife. [looks at Richard] And you: you've been on my land for six months. But I've got no judgement.

Richard?

Webber

I want to come home.

Richard...

Webber

I am a good man. I'm a good man. Look, I spend my days being a good man for the hospital, for my residents, for my patients. I'm a good man who made one mistake with a woman twenty years ago. And I'm a good man for everybody but you, I know that. Don't you think I know that? But I am a good man. And I am your husband. And I love you. Now I am not asking you to come home. I'm telling you. I am your husband. And I want to come home to my wife.

[Webber stops for a moment, with a sense of resignation begins to turn]

Well, it's about time.

[They kiss.]

Webber

You know what I think? I think that number 12 ranking was a mistake. I think it was a clerical error and I'm gonna start making calls about it as soon as I get out of this surgery.

So, I've been observing teaching styles. Shepherd likes to teach by thinking out loud. Bailey is blunt and direct and doesn't over teach and Sloan, well, Sloan just likes to berate and humiliate.

Webber

I think if you really want to learn about teaching, you should talk to your students, find out how they learn best.

She said a thing about babies. Like babies are a totally ordinary idea. She's not afraid, she's ready.

When are you gonna do it?

Webber

Do what?

Shepherd's proposing.

Webber

No kidding? Outstanding! How're you gonna do it?

I don't know. Just decided.

Morning.

Shepherd's proposing.

Congratulations, that's a big step.

Thank you very much. [to Mark] You just gonna tell everybody now?

You need advice. Hunt, you ever proposed before?

Uh sorry I'm... not the guy to ask. When are you gonna do it?

[Meredith approaches]

Well more importantly how am I gonna do it?

:[sees Meredith, coughs] So, what do you use, like a twist drill for that?

[Webber leaves]

Well not if you don't want a partial, pridal hematoma!

[Derek, Mark and Owen do big fake laugh]

[confused] Hi... [walks away]

What's she doing?

Webber

It looks like she's praying.

SSam

Mm, no. Addie doesn't pray.

What's she doing?

NNaomi

Uh, she's praying.

[chuckles] No, Addison doesn't pray. She must be hiding.

I can hear you! And I'm not hiding. I am trying to pray but I don't know how to pray because I'm a WASP and we only go to church on Christmas.

You guys go, I got this. [sits next to Addison]

I have no clout with God. God doesn't even know who I am. Which sucks because I could... I could use some help.

Dear God, I need your guidance. I kissed a peds surgeon.

You kissed a peds surgeon?

I never thought I'd end up with a woman, God, but, I mean not until lately, but that's not the problem. The problem is the peds thing. She's, she's perky... and has butterflies on her scrub cap. But she's also hot... really hot. So, help me get over the butterflies. Amen. [to Addison] You're an amazing doctor, you save babies. God knows who you are.

Do you really believe in all this? In God?

Sometimes. Most of the time. When it counts.

Webber

Exactly, I am the chief of surgery! And I don't have time to write letter to pump your ego. My head of neuro is being called a murderer, I have to fire my longest standing general surgeon because she won't retire, interns are mixing up blood samples in your clinic, and you want me to spend my time writing a recommendation so you can leave me!?

Leave you? Sir, I'm applying for a fellowship in pediatric surgery.

Webber

Which is not what we had discussed! Do you know how much of my time you wasted? Do you know the amount of work it takes to groom someone? You were supposed to become the next me!

You wanted me to become the next you. I'm not your son, or your daughter. You don't get to pin all your hopes and dreams on me, sir! [...] You're worried about your legacy, but I am not your legacy, and me applying to peds is not... You are not listening to me, sir. [stops after seeing Derek and Mark having a fight.]

Ah, Chief?

Webber

Dr. Bailey.

How's your mood?

Webber

Meager. Anxious. I'm excited about Sloan's face transplant. I'm a little concerned about Derek Shepherd, but all in all...

Do I look like therapist?

Webber

You asked.

I've lost Hunt and Torres. See, I sent them to get Shepherd and I never heard from them again. See, I was trying to solve the Shepherd situation for you, Sir, but, it appears I've somehow made it three times worse. So, I'm telling you and my next move I believe is that I'm gonna call the police. Because, I'm half convinced they're all dead, on a spit, with a one armed man turning them into shish kebabs. Sir. It's my mind. It just goes there.

[to Richard] Get out!

Webber

No.

Get out, Richard! Get out!

Webber

Look, I've destroyed lives before. Several in fact, and yours is not one of them. Now, I sent the woman you love out here to help you. I sent the woman who loves you, out here, to bring you back to your life. If you ruin it with her, that's on you. I don't accept it. You're scared, you're drunk. You don't know which way is up. You threw a punch at your best friend, you threw a ring at Meredith, and now you wanna throw me out. I'm not accepting it! Because, I'm older than you, and I've been where you are. You've been drunk for a few days, I was drunk for years. And I know you're gonna need at least one friend when you decide to come out of that hole you're digging. I hope you come out of it soon, and I'll be here when you do.

I don't think I can get her back.

Webber

Did you call her?

What am I going to say?

Richard

I had an affair for years and when Adele found out somehow she... She took me back... you can make your way back from anything.

Webber Wait. Um. Wait. No. You can't take that one.

Meredith Why not?

Webber

I said don't take it.

I will take the elevator I want to take.

[Webber blocks elevator door. Door closes and Meredith presses the button for a new elevator. Other elevator door opens.]

Webber

Well go on.

Hey! Come on in. This is a CT of Katie Bryce. 16 year old female, subarachnoid aneurysm.

From a fall during rhythmic gymnastics, I remember.

It was the first surgery we ever scrubbed in together. Our first save. Right here is a cerebral cyst. Tough save, but we did it. I kissed you in the stairwell, after the surgery. And this right here is where Dr. Bailey kicked you out of the surgery because she caught us in your driveway in my car. [both laugh] And right here, this was a seven hour craniotomy and you held the clamp the entire time, never flinched. That's when I knew you were going to be an incredible surgeon. And right here, this is when I supervised you drilling a burr hole for the very first time. I was watching you more than I was watching the drilling, because I knew I'd fallen in love with you. Beth Monroe, made our clinical trial a success by surviving. You talked me into putting her under. That's when I knew I needed you. And this is today. Post op head CT of Izzie Stevens. See that, right there? Tumor free. Because of you. You got me into the OR. If there's a crisis you don't freeze. You move forward. You get the rest of us to move forward. Because you've seen worse. You've survived worse. And you know we'll survive too. You say you're all dark and twisty. It's not a flaw. It's a strength. It makes you who you are. I'm not going to get down on one knee. I'm not going to ask a question. I love you Meredith Grey. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

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