[Derek walks into the elevator and notices that Richard dyed his hair]
What's different?
Nothing.
Leave him be.
What happened to your hair?
Nothing.
Mm-hmm.
[The elevator opens and Mark and Burke enter and keep staring at Richard's hair.]
[whispers to Addison] See. Look. Watch.
What happened to your hair?
Ahem. Leave him be.
He dyed it.
But why? [Addison smacks him with a magazine] Ow!
[hisses at Derek] Leave him be.
[whispers] What are you doing?!
What?
[looks back at Richard] OK, but why?
Men who have gray hair are noticed less than men who don't.
By who?
Well...
By the ladies?
[Mark and Derek start laughing until Richard glares at them]
It looks good, chief.
Very natural.
Ladies will love it.
[to the guys] He is alone. All alone. Do any of you even know what that's like? [looks at Burke] Lives with Cristina. [looks at Derek] Dates the perfect twelve-year-old. [looks at Mark] Man whore! His wife left him after 25 years of marriage. So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies. Leave him be.
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